Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Proper Frog Hunting Technique

First you spy the frog. You can watch him, attempt your hopping, and get the smallest bucket you can find (of course, this makes the hunt more challenging). Study the frogs every move, stepping gently and stealthily toward him. Scoop the frog with the teeny bucket. If the frog hops or swims away, repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Ask your Dada, the most magical frog hunter on the pond to get the frog by pointing, attempting to hop like a frog and saying DaDa.
Upon receipt of said frog in teeny tiny bucket, immediately practice catch and release technique. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

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