Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Vacation Blog #3- Trio of Diaper Disasters

Disclaimer: if you do not like poop stories, click away immediately...
This time, last week began our 'trio of diaper disasters' at restaurants. Yes, AT restaurants. The first was Bertucci's on the 4 hour trip from the Cape to New Hampshire. We stopped, changed the little guy, fed him and then fed ourselves. Suddenly we hear the sound... you know, the grunting sound to indicate someone is pooping. It's not me or Dave. So armed with the not-well-stocked diaper bag we head to the bathroom. Not until I put my hand into the leg of a pair of shorts did I realize it was a blowout... 'ugh,' I said, 'you are disgusting, Nolan'. Of course, then I realize I don't have another onesie to put back on him. Gross. So we head back to the table and make a swift exit to the car to change him. Look how proud he is of himself...

The other two disasters we do not have pictures of. Thank goodness. But the next night, while eating at a really lovely inn, the second one occurred. This one involved the grunting noises too but also involved dripping poo onto Dave's leg and the restaurant rug on the way to the bathroom to change him but instead dashing outside and stripping him of all his gross nasty clothes al fresco only to realize, once again, the diaper bag was not well stocked. So he sat in a diaper and zip up hoodie.

The third disaster occurred prior to entering the restaurant two days later. The grunting noises began in the car and changing his nasty-ness in the trunk of my car. Thank goodness we began packing the car already because ONCE AGAIN the diaper bag did not have a change of clothes. Now that Nolan is rolling, trunk changing has more of a challenge. But thankfully Dave was there to assist.

Thank goodness this kid is so cute because he is pretty disgusting. And we now have two onesies in his diaper bag and will forever...

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